Category:Ringing Jokes

This is an index for ringing jokes, for which there are many around... if you know of any, please make us all laugh, and add them here!

a steeple keeper was checking the tenor when somebody started to ring it up. the bell hit the steeple keeper right between the eyes "bong" then it hit him on the chin, "bong" then it hit him on the nose "bong" and again it hit him this time on the forehead "bong" and knocked him clean out of the tower into the ringing chamber at the feet of the tower captain. the Tower captain says I don't know who this is but his face rings a bell

After strenuously checking in the tenor at the same time as suffering a loud burst of flatulance, the backender set his bell and as he hurriedly left the chamber said "excuse me i've just followed through."