Standard8: Initial addition. Used to be on Standard8's pages. Source unknown (well, don't remember!)

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Initial addition. Used to be on Standard8's pages. Source unknown (well, don't remember!)

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<ol>
<li>The Tower Captain Always Makes The Rules.</li>
<ol type="a">
<li>The rules are subject to change at anytime without notice.</li>
<li>No bellringer can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all Tower Captains are born with this knowledge.</li>
<li>If the Tower Captain suspects the bellringers of knowing any of the rules, he may change any, or all, of the rules</li>
</ol>
<li>The Tower Captain Is Never Wrong.</li>
<ol type="a">
<li>If the Tower Captain is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the bellringers did wrong.</li>
<li>If rule 2a applies, the bellringers must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding.</li>
</ol>
<li>The Tower Captain Can Change Their Mind At Any Given Point In Time.</li>
<ol type="a">
<li>The bellringers must never change their minds without express written consent from the Tower Captain.</li>
</ol>
<li>The Tower Captain Has Every Right To Be Angry Or Upset At Any Time.</li>
<ol type="a">
<li>The bellringers must be calm at all times, unless the Tower Captain wants them to be angry or upset.</li>
<li>The Tower Captain must under no circumstances let the bellringers know if he wants them to be angry or upset.</li>
</ol>
<li>Any Attempt By The Bellringers To Change Any Of These Rules Could Result In Ringing Properly.</li>
</ol>

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Standard8: Initial addition. Used to be on Standard8's pages. Source unknown (well, don't remember!)